Gnanakka: Soothsayer Says hangin till 13 th

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Gnanakka: the notorious Soothsayer from the dry zone of Sri Lanka has advised the government according to some SLPP sources that to somehow hangin till the 13 th of April and the problems will go away. Protesting will stop and USD will rain like water to Sri Lanka.

So according to sources government has decided once again to follow the advice of the the heavily guarded Soothsayer using tax payers money and play with parliament.

Soon holidays will come and parliament will go into recess and the opposition MPs will travel overseas or go to Yala to watch elephants and leopards .Gnanakka Is a trusted confidant of Gotabaya ever since he took power in 2019. The President travels to Anuradhapura for advice and poojas to ward off evil spirits.

If true Only God can save Sri Lanka 

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